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Mar. 4th, 2005 @ 03:35 pm
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The multimedia room in the LRC is incredible! I sat in there listening to a 45 of John Coltrane while Tin did her Library Skills assignment. It sounds so fantastically real on vinyl! I love it!
I think I owned my Spanish test with a capital P... yesss!
Doctor Hunt is such a badass. She told us today that she was expelled from High School in the 10th grade. Apparently some mean baystids were giving her a rash of shit because she sat at the "black table" at lunch (this is in ancient Tennessee, mind you) and she hauled off and stabbed one of them in the hand with a fork. So she was expelled for starting a lunchroom riot, basically. I really, really wanted to hug her right about then.Mood For A Day:  good!! Music: Jaco Pastorius - Portrait of Tracy |
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Mar. 3rd, 2005 @ 07:05 pm
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I've grown so attached to my iPod. I played parachute game on it for the better half of research class. I think I'm eventually going to have it cemented to my hip, like a really expensive 3D tattoo. A musical one, at that.
Taco Bell fucked up my order, so I squished all the hot sauce packets, threw bricks through all their windows, and took a shit in the bean burrito mix.
Yeah, I think that should teach them.
And that little "Catch a Coin for Teens At Risk" game is one big crap. Catch a quarter and win a free bean burrito? Doesn't a bean burrito cost like a quarter? I have a hard time seeing anybody that pressed for cash in a Taco Bell. And who are "Teens At Risk"? At risk for what? Herpes? I'm a teen. I could technically be at risk for any number of things. Have I seen a check in the mail from my loving overlords at Taco Bell? No. Not a fucking dime (free soft taco).Music: Teh Marzors Voltzora |
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Mar. 2nd, 2005 @ 06:33 pm
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Screw you Nathan, the new Volta is incredible! I still love you
Spent the better part of the afternoon in research with Becca, Lind-SAY, and Laurenne. What could possibly go wrong?
( RATS Lab Photo Shoot )
Love you guys! : DMood For A Day:  bouncy Music: Mars Volta - Miranda, that ghost just ain't so holy anymore |
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I'm afraid to get my history test back tomorrow... with all the classroom tawlk about social darwinism and progressivism, I assumed that the test would mostly be centered around concepts and ideas behind social change.
Yeah, instead it was "Name the provisions of this bill!". I thought we gave up on that kind of shit in 6th grade? I'm not going to remember/care about the provisions of some random pointless nuance of a Congressional act anytime soon. Why not stick to something that matters? And why not get a yankee teacher instead? *grumble*
I now have a hole in my Wednesday evenings that cannot be filled by anything other than Project Runway *sniff*
AHHH, I'm so excited for teh prom!
Y'know those little "Titleist" hats that golfers wear? For weeks now I had been pronouncing it like "Tittly-ist" or "Tit-least" in my head. TITLE-IST! Now I get it! Like the holder of a title? Brilliant!Mood For A Day:  jittery Music: Doors - Soft Parade |
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Mar. 1st, 2005 @ 07:11 am
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These are the new nickels we're supposed to be getting soon. Anyone notice something that doesn't belong? Like the BUFFALO'S DICK?!? : O
EDIT: Cosand has assured me that the aforementioned dick is only a flap of skin. A very non-sexual flap of skin. Problem solved, mint those mothers |
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My hair is getting too long. It looks like I have a mullet in the works... (sigh)
Aimlessly browsed myspace with Tin and Jen today. There was a guy under my "COOL NEW PEOPLE!" section named Cory. I call him the Dark Lord of Myspace because he plays in a band called Rectal Abortion. Yeah, I was totally ready to invite him to Florida to live in my garage until I found out he's a bassist. Ewww, blue bawls from helllll
Feb. 28th, 2005 @ 07:30 pm
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So teh KK marketing department kind of deserves death. They made this whole advertising campaign around doughnut holes featuring the slogan "NEW DOUGHTNUT HOLES WITH FUN PERSONALITIES". I didn't realize how stupid it actually was until some lady drove through today and asked
"Could you tell me about the donut hole personalities?"
I answered by naming the flavors. She sounded really disappointed afterwards, like I'd beaten up her mom or something. What do you want from me? They're fucking DONUTS for chrissakes. Do you expect them to talk to you and play poker and shit like that too? I set one of the donut holes on the table and it didn't roll over or wash my feet or talk in a Maine accent or anything even remotely interesting. It just sat there like a boring-ass donut hole.
So I fixed the problem by slashing her tires.
I always forget that I'm wearing a nametag when I'm working. Most people ignore them anyways, but today this lady came in all excited and shouted to me "Hey Gordon!"
So I naturally figure that I must know this lady from somewhere. But of course, I can't exactly figure out from where. I was having this giant inner conflict about it, trying to remember where I knew her from and feeling like a total douchebag for not even being able to recall her name. So I tried to fake it a little. I was like "Hey... you! How've you been doing?". To which she replies "Fine! How about you?".
That was about it as far as conversation, but I figured that since I OBVIOUSLY knew this woman, I had better just give her free donuts. So I just said "Umm... you can just take them... they're free." She got this look on her face like I offered her a severed head and was like "REALLY? Why?!?"
Right about then I realized that I had never met this woman before in my life, but I couldn't exactly say "Oh, you mean I don't know you? Gimme those back!". So the first thing that comes out of my mouth is "Because I like you". Creepy, much? She thanked me and left and I went to the glaze vat and tried to drown myself.
Feb. 26th, 2005 @ 04:16 pm
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Feb. 25th, 2005 @ 04:02 pm
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My Capstone research project topic is basically a slap in the face to Dr. Clay. I'm researching UFOs and alien abductions. Cosand already told me it would be shot down, but I'm gonna argue this sumbitch. The idea of Dr. Clay having to grade a detailed research project on UFOs is too great to pass up.
Does anybody not like Billy Joel? I'm trying to get a law passed that would eject Billy Joel haters into space.
What the hell is a hogweed anyway?
Feb. 25th, 2005 @ 02:47 pm
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Our neighbors complained about Josie and Arliss barking again. And truthfully, they (the dogs) have been pains in the ass lately. So we got the little 'bark control' collars from Petsmart to try.
Before anyone gets the idea, I don't want any bullshit about those things being cruel. I put both of them on at once and barked my ass off. They barely hurt at all, it's like having a three year old pinch your arm. It's no different from spanking a kid. Except a kid would look funny with one of those collars on.
Feb. 24th, 2005 @ 07:56 pm
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JAY WON PROJECT RUNWAY!!
Feb. 23rd, 2005 @ 10:16 pm
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As it turns out, Brenna can't take me to Fort Walton prom : ( We have to settle for Maine-style sweet tawlk this year
I still get to go out with the insurpassably stunning Bianca!
See you guys in the morrow
Feb. 22nd, 2005 @ 10:46 pm
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I've been getting a kick lately out of reading the celebrity playlists on iTunes.
JoJo lists her own song, what a hoebag
Feb. 22nd, 2005 @ 04:18 pm
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Awww, Tin went completely out of her way to drive me home today! I have no idea what I would've done without her... awww, thanks Tin! : D I loves youuu!
Mmm, I don't think I'm gonna end up going to my Mississippi thing... it's starting to seem like way too much trouble to get there and back again... agh
Feb. 22nd, 2005 @ 03:34 pm
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( It had to be done )
Oh, and I stole the "MAKE A QUIZ!" thingy from Kim too...
http://www.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz.php?quizname=050221224532-980648
I think I made it too easy.
Feb. 21st, 2005 @ 09:45 pm
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I bit my nails today : ( Left hand only, but still! I thought I had that sumbitch kicked...
Alex and I look like the White Stripes. Not really....
Feb. 21st, 2005 @ 05:55 pm
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So whenever I'm ordered to change the milk dispenser at work, I have to go get a bag of milk out of the fridge. It's like a trash bag full of milk. The things have a texture like a pig bladder. It's like carrying around Gleep and Gloop from The Herculoids. They have a little catheter-type tube thingy in the front that, when broken, emits massive quantities of milk. (EDIT: The milk bags do, not Gleep and Gloop. Sick bastards)
So of course today when I'm hauling the damn thing from the back, I dropped it midway. I'm pretty sure it bounced, but not before the aforementioned catheter snapped and proceeded to emit aforementioned massive quantities of milk all over the place.
So I try and pick it up again, but the thing is just too damn slippery and stuff! Like a placental sac or something! I dropped it AGAIN.
By this time, the thing has leaked approximately four metric fuckloads of milk. Which made it much easier to get ahold of. So I eventually got it under control, but I still had to mop. Hopefully the place won't smell like a carcass for the rest of the month.
Feb. 19th, 2005 @ 04:40 pm
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Ahhh, symphony was funnn. Brahms isn't that great, but we had fun. Kevin's a badass. I love that kid. Damn it feels good to be a bohemian.
'Real Illusions' came in. Since I preordered I got three little Vai guitar picks in the mail with it. Funny little gimmick. Oh wells, I'm curious to see what Stevie's been up to. Will listen in the morrow!
PROM!
For Fort Walton's prom, I'm going to cover Brenna in butter!
For teh O-dub prom, Bianca is going to be the Salma Hayek to my Antonio Banderas!
I'm exciiiited! : D Now I need to find a badass suit store. As in a store that sells suits to badasses.
I wonder if my neighbors ever get tired of watching me Flashdance in the kitchen. Because I know they watch me. I just know
Feb. 18th, 2005 @ 11:13 pm
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Watched Trump bring the pain. Damn it feels good to be a TV whore
I have one class tomorrow... Spanish. After that I'll come home around 1:00 and waste away until symphony time! I really haven't gotten to spend all that much time with Kevin lately and I really regret that because he's an incredibly awesome guy. But we will be hitting up teh NFSO tomorrow evenin'! Excitation! : D
Feb. 17th, 2005 @ 10:33 pm
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